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Sunday, December 31, 2006
Todae's mood: --- arghh! depressing!---
omgomg...where's my specs???? OMG where has it gone?!?!?!?!?! fak fak fak...tink i lost it....NOOOOOOO!!!! my specs! =(((((((((((((((((((((((((( where is it???? i'm dead.........my mum's gonna kill me...i'm soooooo busted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i tot screaming can help me tuh feel better but i'm feeling worse than eva.................. WHERE'S MY SPECS? fak...going tuh sum s2pid dinner..fug...............myyy ssspppppeeeecccccccccs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spoke at : Sunday, December 31, 2006
Friday, December 29, 2006
Todae's mood: --wtf! bad lah!!!--
pro pei angry liaos...very very angry liaos...i die lers..shyte!...go read her blog...okok i swear i stop my teasing n nonsense liaos...swear...sorry peii..haizzz...i teased you you teased me...then now i stop teasing u n u stop teasing me...fair??....apologies...really...
spoke at : Friday, December 29, 2006
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
Todae's mood: -... ... dunnoe wat tuh sae leis......wooooootz???!!!- Heyhey! Yoyoyo! Whaasssup?!?! Boo-yah!!! Peace out man! Aiiiet! Chillin yo eh? X)))))) And most importantly...
*Cheers n applauses from pro peii, pro teng, yanjie, my sis n so many more!*
HELLO ALL MY FANS! yesyes...I NOE I ROCK! TQTQTQ!
*More cheers. Fen Si throwing flowers onto stage.*
*Bow**Bow**Bow*
Okok, i noe i noe...: "lllla-ame.!..diao...dun dumb la...-.-...thiiiiiiiiiiick-skin"... ...but it's jus tht i can't tink of sum other wae tuh start my post......(any suggestion?) okay, let's see... ...hmmm...*recalling*.... .... tuhdae went out wib fwens! wootsywoots(cool...my own lingo man)!!!! ...ok, serious now... ... .... *dis mornin* i was snoring away on my chao comfortable de bed...n it jus can't get any better...coz the definition of rainy season, to me, is simply the hibernating period of us, human -- lazy humans 2 b specific, fer instance you...yes you...the one reading this exact post, the 1 with hair n nose n eyes n mouth...yea you...lols...ZzZzzz...diao.......omg, jus ignore my nonsense =X... okae, then the fone rang, it's yanjie...i immediately jerked up...i was lyke...."omfg!".... i omost ferget tat we were meetin at 10.30 b4 settin off to Vv city...shaks! it was raining...arghhh...bad omen(yea, rite! we met loads of qian bian suckers...bleh! n my ez-link card...problem zuey zuey...haiz) i was almost late....well, i WAS late...=p..heihei still raining...took out umbrellas...den yan n i met up wib peii at top kang minimart dere...the ground was wet seh, it was FLOODED!!!!...so we had 2 waddle n swim our wae to the LRT station...lols...jkjk.........we had umbrellas n the rain wasn't tht heavy afterall...hehes.... Reached Vv...first thing, we went tuh buy the movie tickets 1st....Night At The Museum!!! Then, yan n i went tuh eat long john silver..peii sat beside, sippin a cup of coke. Then peii yu's secret admirer sms-ed her...is a indian guy she met at little India when watchin a Bollywood movie......lol..jk...is Azimah la...teng n azimah pulling a prank on her...diao.... And I'm so terribly desperate fer a pencil box...walked around but can't find..Vivo's such a enormous place, yet can't even find a decent pencil box....den tht lame yanjie said all i hab tuh do is tuh put a pencil n a box 2gether...-.-...nice joke yanjie... Ltr went bac tuh the MRT station there tuh escort our VIPs...lols...our dear Pat Yuan Teng n Azimah!!!! arrr! first time see Bi Yuan Teng lei, i so friggin shy seh...yan even worse....den after tht we quite ok liaos...lols.... Then the time had come...1.30pm! Rushed tuh buy popcorns n drinks n wadeva b4 the queue coul turn too long...Night At The Museum here we cum! wootsy!=) Gave the mumblin guy our tickets n entered theatre 7. Wow..it's cool de...stadium seats...gd fer short ppl like mii....n oh ya, thx pro peii fer the popcorns n drink!!!!!!=] There's dis saying"time flies when u r having a gd time". The movie was so enjoyable tht even though it's 1hr 50mins long, i still think it ended too soon...lols. It's a laugh-out-loud movie...there's a few touching moments too...=)...if u nv watched dis show on movie, mus definitely buy the VCD when it comes hor....worth it! it's so hilarious when it cums tuh the dumb dumb n gum gum part...LoL to the power of a trillion...and the part when Larry the security guard talk tuh the xiong nu(i'm tokin bout the mongolian man whu likes to rip ppl into pieces de)...tht's a LoL to the power of zillion trillions...wahahaha... ....so funni man !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! after tht, we finding neoprint machines tuh take pic as souvenirs to mark our er...first meeting...can't find...so go plaza singapura....fug....dun feel lyke mentioning this part ... ....tht damn man..tht siao man..eat our money still tok so much...n next time, remember, no matter, which neoprint machine u go...dun knock or bang on their machines if they eat ur $$$$........cuz they may threaten u to send u tuh the police station....fuk tht man la...as a shopowner nv put a notice their to warn or remind the costumers...wtf...see as kids then bully us......so wat if they really hit ur machine, they're young juvenile..warn them a few times first...tht siao man is one of the most s2pidest adult i've eva seen....not tokin bout this anymore... =.= kaes...then go hougang all take neoprint lorx...there de serivce oso lan de....i wanted tuh borrow a scissors n ask politely...but wat kind of reply do i get...wtf...the woman glared at me, like i've jus woke her up from her best dream she eva had...siao...then slam the scissors on the counter n said in a irritated voice"mus return hor!"....-.-..sad sad situation of society.... then go kfc to eat wif teng n aimah....peii de shrooms burger no mushroom de..lolden she go n change one lor.....then went CP...nid borrow bks....peii buy something fer her sis...yan buy food fer her jie...all guai hai zi.....lols......then yan hab tuh buy lots of thingshe said she like hsewife like tht .. .lols.....ok then donego borrow bks.... fug, can't find my Origin of the speices...borrow stephen king's de.....my card hab prob again.....diao...... then went hm...ate dinner...then on9...woots! okok, buaix now.pro peii waitin tuh see my post.......see, tell u she's my fan liaos....lols....jk....lure ya all.....all of u r my idol lahs....lol ..... byez n muacks muacks! =D
spoke at : Tuesday, December 26, 2006
Monday, December 25, 2006
Todae's mood: -+ wootz! +- ARRRRRRRR!!!!! I surrender! *white flag* I, Joan Toh, declare Tan Peii Yu aka pro tan/pro peii/pro yu(wadeva la) is the most strong-willed girl eva...is she siao or wat...lols...everyday calling me tuh blog...like parrot like tht...not sianz ar? diao....say wat she's helping me tuh improve my eng...diaos...so here i am, logged in to my blogger account, typing all these words jus fer tht pro...lols...jk la....and of coz fer all of you out there tooo (how can i forget you all)!!! oh yea! most importantly....HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!! =D jus a lil blessing! best of luck to everyone! well...i'm neither a Christian nor a Roman Catholic...but i simply luv celebrating x'mas...enjoying the brilliantly colourful atmosphere of this festive seasons....woootz! recieved quite a number of christmas gifts...ripped the wrappings off so eagerly tht i almost broke my nail ....getting presents is simply the best part of christmas, or rather the second best part....because gathering n hanging around wif my cousins is jus way cooler! diao...guess wat?....someone gave me a packet of Oatmeal as a christmas gift...lols....i gave it the most unique gift award....hahas.... and i received an angbao too...(it isn't chinese new year yet, rite?)...lol...but this is the best gift yet...is CASH ....$$$$...lurve it....lols...thks a lot, uncle...:) I'm given a pink water bottle with disney characters' prints...lols...is nicely designed and sweet...but ermmm...i can bring it to secondary sch, can't i? ...lols.... Lov the standable notebook Letitia gave me...lols...plain lovely...thx.... And i'm still waiting fer more belated christmas gifts...lolz... haizz...sad...santa's hasn't given me a present yet...lols...perhaps i've been very naughty this year...hehe...diao... okok, this blog may not be as long as some of my previous ones but jus hope u enjoy it...merry x'mas once again....buaix & millions maucks! [if u hab nothing tuh do, u may go thk pro tan now, coz is her who"motivated" me to blog=)]
spoke at : Monday, December 25, 2006
Sunday, December 10, 2006
Todae's mood: + not bad, fine, so-so lah...mayb a little sad...& a bit annoyed...happi oso??? okayokay, i admit it, i'm not really sure of my mood... ...+ Hha-eeyy, guyzz!!!! I'm riiiilly soori...pls pardon me for those ridiculously short posts recently :-) arhhh...pls dun scold me la...at most, tuhdae i promise tuh blog long long, kae? (well, mayb not...i mean promises are meant to b broken rite?... heihei..jk...hah) okay, let's seeeeee............................ well, these few daes hadn't been really boring la...coz went out wif family mahz..........mii granny (aka ah ma) has been invited tuh stay here, at our hse. She's old, no doubt, but she sure lurves travelling n having fun...hahazz....(n oh ya, my cousin phang, has come to stay too...she's lame Normally, during weekends, i wake up at lyke 10, 11? But then, cuz ah ma cum wat...u noe, elderly ppl usually wake up very early(n i dunno why leh... but tuh mii sleeping long& late is the best thing on earth!) Sooo.... early in the morning six o'clock, my parents n my ah ma tok tok tok..........well, wat i mean is, my parents n granny woke up early so they started having dis nice little morning conversation thingy (in dialect, hokkien.) u noe...human adults have larger n more developed throats and vocal systems...so their voice definitely louder la.......so when they r toking...it's like loud loud loud! hahaz....my brain was sending signals tuh mii to take up my pillow and stuff it right over my ear!!! too bad...i kicked my pillow off my bed to some far away place when i was sleeping.....so can't find it...but then can't sleep liao la.........wake up lorh..... Then, brought ahma tuh temple, kneel, pray, and .... and wat hah?...i forget liao...wait...gib me some time.. Yup...and we went for lunch...tat's it.....hehezzz.....ok..then, went tuh another cuz hse...then we invented this dumb game... we tied a skipping rope around a scooter and one person would drag another person on the scooter with the skipping rope...and we went riding and dragging around the house...i noe i noe...it's s2pid, in fact, it's VERY lame...arr, and i can't believe i type tht out..... Wadever...then ltr watched the red star big award...nothing much.....went home immediately after tht coz gran tired liao.......me too...*yawn*...... But b4 i'm really darn-it exhausted...let me tell u about my animal trip yesterday....... ************************* Yesterdae's mood: -+ erm...i forget liao...when i remember then ask me......+-
Moo-oooooo! Oink oink....quack quack.......chick chick chick! oh...sorri, tht's a farm..but the place i went yesterdae it's called a ZOoOoOOoOO ....... it's been 5 years since i've been tuh the zoo...many ppl hav told me tat it has changed a lot...well, to tell u the truth, they are lying!......it hasn't change a bit...the restrooms are still as dirty(opps, haha...but it's true lor...beri stinky leh)...but the animals r still as cute n well-trained...tourists are still flowing in in large numbers.......According to my observations, i tink there isn't much prominent changes in the zoo (in terms of the facilities). Or may b there is something different but i hadn' notice it....hmmm... Well, I've seen quite a number of animals there:: Crocodiles over there are mighty and huge...but they dun seem scary at all 'coz they did not move or swim or attack....they jus stayed stone-like and froze in position...lookin' barely innocent... The otters were so fast n agile...but be warned, they emit pungent secrete n poos to mark their territory.......hence there's this natural yet disgusting stink floating in the air....haha...but the otters are still soooo cute!!!! I saw ah meng and chimpanzees... smart guyz they are...they used a branch as a spoon to scoop out there food in a pail withotu command/training.... White tiger...they look so beautiful with their snow white coat of fur...though they are separated by a river and a barrier from us......i still feel intimidated.......... Elephants! We rode on one of the elepahants, named Jati (from indonesia).....it's rather shaky being perched on top of a walking elephant...n i was so glad when i stepped down from the back of the elephants...hehe...... sea lions! manatees! they are very graceful swimmers...i jus love the way their tails move gently when they're swimming......hah, luckily there was no dugong...haha..... POLAR BEARS!!!! These bears are wonderful water ballerinas.....lolz..jk jk...not really la....but they did danced in the waters........ Okay...i tink i'm done 4 now...really really sleepy...can't type any more...*yawn*.........buaizzz...........*yawm*..........muackz muackzzzzz <3
spoke at : Sunday, December 10, 2006
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
Todae's mood: - why mus i tell u -
Hello, all zha bor and ta pore...welcome to my 21st post of my blog...ay, i got count one de leh...haha..kae...frankly, not much tuh blog 'bout...tuhdae i've done nothing GREAT, u noe, jus wondering around my hse, staring into space, drooling absent-mindedly, laughing at the toilet bowl, yea tat's all.......jus wanna let u all noe tat my blog still exist, kay? so mii blog tuhdae lorh....kaekae, sumbody tell me to sae at least a hi then a bye....well, sort of ryhmes rite?...wadeva.......kk, irritating gurl, ur wish is mii command ..........HI then BYEHI then BYE HI then BYE HI then BYE HI then BYE HI then BYE HI then BYE HI then BYE HI then BYE. enuff fun! kaez, buaix 4 now.....n muacks muacks ! :)
spoke at : Wednesday, December 06, 2006
Saturday, December 02, 2006
Todae's mood: -- S-U-Xxxx!! --
kaes... i'm in no good mood to joke around...so don't try me...wtf, my ****ing sister keep standing behind me c what i type lor...wtf...she dunno wat is privacy hah...at least wait until, i publish the post den go and read wat...so *tooooooot* sia!!!!! keep looking at what i'd typed, den when i sae her bad word oso cannot, sae need to delete it or else she will go complain to authority(i mean my mum here)...wtf...she deserve it la, everydae irritate me...i already damn depressed hor!!!!!!!! Tht god-damn jill keep peeping!!!!! Warn her so many times liao.....!!!!!!!!!!!! arghhhhh! den...nothing to do....did some sec assessments den dun feel lyke continuing...coz all my pens no ink...some of my favourite stationeries lost liao.......no mood to write...tink need tuh go popular & refill my supplies...need to do some tidying up too..haizzzzzzz den when i go online...nobody IM wif mii (onli angie chat wif me)...sum neber reply one... haizz...sad sia ='((...they playing audition/maple/blahblah wadeva game lor...wat tuh do leh....dunno sia...a confused and dumb person lyke mii just dunno how to spend time wisely... surf the net...but still as bored.......jus feel so listless..yet getting eva so restless..... i miss school...primary school...fernvale primary school....the schoolmates there...frens there...especially memories there, whether good or bad... i dun wanna go sec...don't want....i noe dis sounds s2pid & childish...but i jus can't bare parting wif ........ ... ..... ..... All my sec sch choices except one are girls' school...haizzz...in gurls' sch there will be no more boy clowns and jokers..haizzz..no more fun nor humour nor romance........sad sad thing.......and den there may be lesbians lor...haizzz...pathetic...obscene... wtf.....deviant.... i've a home...have food to eat...bed to sleep...have com to play...but a part of me feels so hollow.........................why??? mayb coz i'm going through the process of growing up...desire and crush issues...leading to meaningless yearning............ OMG i'm babbling again..kk..need to go now oh ya, b4 i go i need to clarify sumthing which is totally disturbing me. i DO NOT lyke tht self-important WANG ZHAO HONG!!!!!!! hear me??? DO NOT LYKE! in fact, HATE him!!!! my taste is not tht bad ok!!!!!! mii laike sarm1 els la!!! ...kks...buaix and muackx...xxx it's butter to fly
spoke at : Saturday, December 02, 2006
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Name~ MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! (okok, fine, my name's Joan. Oh no no no, not Jo-ann. It's Jo-own...something like tht. & please to meet you!=))
Age~ 4380 day-old
Horoscope~ *CaNcEr--1st july*
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~am veyy TALL (haha, u noe what i mean...)~
~PARANOID~
~am a cranky pessimist (i'm often called weird...ya right...)~
~am frequently jumpy~
~am temperamental~
~love to philosophise a lot, yet, weirdly, am morally unstable (i'm ultimately a human being. so no saint of any kind D:)~
~have limited patience~
~self-conscious??~
~anything but innocent~
~am more than meets the eyes~
~tend to be rather clumsy sometimes~
~blur blur de~
~have a seriously complicated personality(so dun ask me why i've done this why i've done that, why i've said that why i've said this, cos it's jus my way of life!)~
Lovelyy Lady Likes::
=) ARTEMIS FOWL!!!! ARRRR!!!!
=) *ALL my friends^^
=) anythin'& everythin' about Harry Potter
=) piano; classical music; the damper pedal!!
=) humour & fun!
=) my adidas <33
=) my piano. <33
=) intelligence operations
=) pure ingenuity
=) understanding people
=) mysteries
=) cryptic, crypto, cryptology
Hates::
X[ being alone. being neglected. being friendless.
X[ pesky irritants
X[ backstabbers
X[ unreasonable people
X[ hypocrites (I noe all of us are once in a while hypocrites, but i'm really uncomfortable wif those extreme hypocrites whom u dunno when they r being truly sincere...=X)
X[ green-eye monster
X[ psyhcos
X[ rich haughty freaking SNOBS (think i'm gonna meet a lot of them >.<)
X[ ppl thinkin' i'm a proud freak when I actually jus wanna be their friend
X[ looking at my own photos/videos (i'm sooo NOT photogenetic)
X[ lizards(Arrrgghhhh!help!!!!)
Wishlist... ...
*** the well-being of my family ***
* to enjoy life (which is what I'm not doing now, hence it's a wish. yeaa.)*
* to never grow up (which may be impossible but I hope some genius can somehow invent time/age-stopping)*
* to be as highly intelligent as Artemis Fowl the Second/Albert Einstein (haha...I'm jus dreaming...u may ignore this line)*
* eradicate all those hideous pimps tht invaded my face *
* to truly experience winter *